The RJ Show S2 E2 (Who Wants A Million Followers)


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 *Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Theme Song Plays*


 Welcome Ladies & Gentlethugs to this special edition of The RJ Show. Im Your host RJ AKA Mr Birthmark On The Nutsack. Today’s show is gon’ feature OUR version of a popular TV show but ours will be called “Who Wants A  Million Followers?”. Same rules but this is gon’ be a group type-thing, ya dig? 4 contestants at once. Same rules basically but here’s a lil twist. After the 5th question YOU the audience will vote 2 contestants off leaving 2 behind & before the 10th question you’ll vote one more person off allowing just one person advance. Clear? Alright then, lets meet the contestants…

@TheAdenike From The Synagogue

@T3Official From Delta/Benue/Jigawa

@KwinTori From The Court

@Sewalore From The “bottom”

@TheFakeEsse From Canada

@KidOmar From Yabaleft

@TopePunk From Carlito’s Cabana

@Louis_The_XIII From Hell

@tunrayoadams from A Kitty

@iTSFpryme From IB

 Ok. Fastest fingerers first….

@Monsieur_RJ:Ok. “Arrange these lies in order of increasing zobo contents”…. We have “@Dasuspekt’s dad has longest beards”… “@UberFacts’ tweets” …”Mazi’s twitter account worth N3M” &… prolly the greatest lie ever told “Nigeria 1-99 India”. So “B-A-D-C”… how many people got that right?

@Monsieur_RJ: 4. Just the right number. come on up. So we’ll give you time to get acquainted & all. Ten minutes. you can change or whatever. Meanwhile, @TheFakeEsse & @KwinTori could I see y’all backstage? My room precisely. We need to sort some things out.

*@Monsieur_RJ returns from back stage. @KwinTori follows him behind & then @TheFakeEsse walks back hurriedly to take her seat while adjusting her brassiere*

@Monsieur_RJ: yea. Umm. Ready? Here we go… the first question is for 100 followers. Take a look…

@tunrayoadams: I’m tempted to say @IAmMafioso. You know he’s the leader of the #TittyTuesday movement.
@KidOmar: nah, I heard @whoistunde is a boob-freak. Should be him.
@TheFakeEsse: nah!!! Y’all are forgetting TNC1. When @DemiladeR did that look-ma-no-hands-bra-poppin with his teeth under 2seconds.
@KwinTori: YES!!! Definitely @DemiladeR. He musta graduated to just eyes now. We’ll go for D
@Monsieur_RJ: Correct. You all have 100followers. Question 2 is for 200.
*All 4 of them chorus “@exschoolnerd”*
@Monsieur_RJ: K™. Question 3 for 300.

@kwinTori: ah! Fellas… over to you
@KidOmar: Option D
@tunrayoadams: yep! Option D
@Monsieur_RJ: That’s the right answer. 300 followers. The next is for 500. “Who is The Legendary Nigerian twitter queen-ho? A: ******* B: ******* C: @OdinaBarbie D: @QueenOfVagina1
@KwinTori: 50-50 pls
@Monsieur_RJ: Alright, Computer take away two wrong answers leaving us with the right answer & one random wrong answer.

@KidOmar: Tough. I know Odina used to charge niggas for followbacks. Crazy bitch
@ThefakeEsse: Yea, her account got reported as spam by hundreds that’s why she…
@KidOmar: In fact C. @OdinaBarbie
@Monsieur_RJ: Correct. 500. Now the next question is for a guaranteed number of 1000 followers. Take a look

@tunrayoadams: That bastard. Of course it’s option A. Always talking trash bout my state. Bitch.
@TheFakeEsse: hahaha
@Monsieur_RJ: Well, yes… option A. You now have 1000 each.

@Monsieur_RJ: OK! The dreaded part. The Audience have voted & have decided that two people have to leave… I’m so sorry, @KwinTori & @KidOmar…

*both @KwinTori & @KidOmar refuse to leave, going ape shii round the stage. The guards carry them away as they continue to struggle*

@Monsieur_RJ: *Sigh* Okay. Two contestants left. The next question is for 2000 followers.

@TheFakeEsse: Who can ever forget?! Option A.
@Monsieur_RJ: Final answer?
@tunrayoadams: yea. The whole nude picture/lil staff incident. Option A. Final Answer.
@Monsieur_RJ: You just got 2000 followers. The next one is for 4000… “Who was accused of ‘uplifting’ an entire sexual story from a newspaper & posting it on a personal blog. A @DrewBaba B: @KwinTori C: @0Toxic D: @MissDeaOA”
@TheFakeEsse: ah! I don’t know this one oh. & @KwinTori just left now. I know she posted a highly agro-fied post and refused to claim she wrote it. + all those things we just did back stage. Hmmm
@Monsieur_RJ: . . .
@tunrayoadams: Could it be @0Toxic?
huh?! Shey that one dey claim virgin. Mr Virgin blogger. Then he’ll be getting some low key. A sexual blog would totally blow his cover … #EsseBars
@tunrayoadams: True. Means its either @DrewBaba or @MissDeaOA
@TheFakeEsse: We’ll ask the audience pls
@Monsieur_RJ: Audience, your help is needed. Keypads pls.

@TheFakeEsse: LOL! What? 96% ke?.. haha. It’s unanimous. Please we’ll go with the audience
@Monsieur_RJ: That’s the right answer. 4000 followers. You have a chance to double that if you get the next question right…

@tunrayoadams: hahaha!! Haba… Earmuffs for D’Prince music ke?
@Monsieur_RJ: I didn’t set the questions. El-Farooq did.
@TheFakeEsse: C… Dodo… Final answer
@Monsieur_RJ: Why so serious b?! Final answer?
@TheFakeEsse: yea, final answer
@Monsieur_RJ: 8000 followers. Ok the next one is for 16,000. Take a look. Relax. Don’t rush.

@tunrayoadams: This is tough. The Ugwu Affair was quite controversial but it was pulled down within hours. I guess that rules it out.
@TheFakeEsse: UNILag BB Girls was written after that legendary tweet fight. But the buzz was low & I know for sure The Ruthless Love was a Tumblr post & niggas don’t really fux with Tumblr like that.
@tunrayoadams: I guess that leaves us with “Celebrate Me”. Option B. Final answer.
@Monsieur_RJ: hmmm. It’s correct. You each have 16,000 followers. Celebrate me was written by Gothic Prince on @Terdoh’s old blog & had over 900 comments & over 21,000 hits. Nice guess work. OK. We have to vote someone off again & according to the audience it’s… I’m sorry darling, it’s you Esse.
@TheFakeEsse: Me? *sobs & walks off stage*
@tunrayoadams: KONFAM!!!! *rubs palms together*
@Monsieur_RJ: aii. The next question is to get you a guaranteed 32,000 followers. “Which of the following is a vowel? A:B B:C C:D D:A”
@tunrayoadams: Ewo niranu yi? Mo fe pe ore mi
@Monsieur_RJ: huh?
@tunrayoadams: I said..what’s this nonsense? I want to phone a friend jor… call @MissNickiMaraj
@Monsieur_RJ: dude, relax….

@Monsieur_RJ: Well, she said the answer is A & she’s hundred percent sure.
@tunrayoadams: I know. But she said A is the answer. She didn’t specify if its option A or A …. woh! Lemme be smart.. The correct option is A.
@Monsieur_RJ: -__- Final answer?
@tunrayoadams: yes

@Monsieur_RJ: I’m sorry. The answer is D…A.
@tunrayoadams: Ki lon so? Ehn… what are u saying?
@Monsieur_RJ: The correct answer is A which is option D. “D:A”
@tunrayoadams: but I said A na.. shey o mad ni?

*Adams grabs RJ and starts to punch him.. Security rushes to stage & drag Adams out*

@Monsieur_RJ: *wipes blood from mouth* That’s it. I’m done with this show. Too much violence. *exits stage in anger*

*Theme Song Plays: American Psycho By D12*

Copyright© 2012

    • @Fiercecutie
    • March 2nd, 2012

    LWKMD!!! Chike, ya mad o… *smh* Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhaha… Dis is sooo interestn… Dodo? Greatest gift ke? Oh my days!! Lmao

  1. I enjoyed this! Never read Celebrate Me…or the ugwu affair sef….or Ruthless Love. (,_,)

  2. 1st!!!! ┐(‘⌣’┐) (┌’⌣’)┌ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐┌(˘.˘)ʃ

    • I hope you’ve realised by now how hilarious it is that you failed to be the first commenter on YOUR OWN BLOG!!! Hehehehehe.

      • I noticed… I almost deleted that 1st comment but then that would be wrong.. 😦 .. & u just had to state the obvious *snatches Ribena*

    • freakyjoangeL
    • March 2nd, 2012

    LOO0oo0o00o00L! i am dying here! Shike, nice one!

    • terdoh
    • March 2nd, 2012


    So I’m impressed. At Tunrayo’s brilliance throughout the quiz, and how a brother didn’t know what a vowel was.


    Haha! Chyke, nice concept yo!

    I see what you did there. With the copyright shit. Nice. Aint nobody stealing this concept (but me).

    • Manqind
    • March 2nd, 2012

    LOOOOOOL! too damn creative.

  3. Damn network! I was the first before oh. Anyway, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Chike u are very unwell!
    This is genuis! But why did I get eliminated so early? ☹
    The greatest gift is definitely Ear Muffs for D’Prince music na!

    • LOL!! Personally I think Ear Muffs for D’prince music is the greatest gift but the dodo community aint messing around o. They’ll kill me. 😦

  4. The best!!!
    This one should outdo celebrate me mehn….
    Can’t deal mehnnnn!!!
    The fuck?! How did you….
    Never mind.


    • sewalore
    • March 2nd, 2012

    AH! I didn’t get into the competition.. Isit cos I’m from the bottom? :(.. Funny stuff tho.. Jesus is your only savior

    • trafels
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Gbam!!! —-> Madam celeb
    Nice concept RJ, can’t even diss u on this one (y)

    • @MissNickiMaraj
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Hahahaha! Option A.. Tunrayo oh 😡

    • Verb
    • March 2nd, 2012

    LMAO!!, why must Tunrayo just have this evil image hovering around him?, I feel bad for him, and u, u dey shag contestants for back, ok o Chike, I pity ur manhood

    • tobz
    • March 2nd, 2012

    LOOOL! Fuck, wud I ever be this creative? (۳º̩̩́_º̩̩̀)۳
    Total genuis I say, with tunrayo’s make-believe intelligence.
    Nice twist in the end, the “A” got me laughing.. Trust an Ekiti man not to know English. And since when did feranmi know English sef :S

    • @tunrayoadams
    • March 2nd, 2012

    LWKMD……ballzy I fnk God wan punish u shey, kini rubbish, hw wnt I knw vowel nau…rotflmao & tell dat izien dat I gat beef 4 him, stop yabbin ma state….Nice 1 bro. Can’t stop laffing

    • whoistunde
    • March 2nd, 2012

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaha. Too damn funny, i dont even know where to start.

    • Dr_bamz
    • March 2nd, 2012

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL and u wonder why u are one of my favorite bloggers? (Y)

    • ShoWontStop
    • March 2nd, 2012




    • @tunrayoadams
    • March 2nd, 2012

    @ verb, I bow o, why alwyz me, when u too go mute me 4 twitter nko
    @tobe, lmao I fnk God want to punish u abi..idiot

    • @tunrayoadams
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Haba how fpryme go use 41.4seconds answer question nau.wetin e dey think

      • okem
      • March 2nd, 2012

      Lmao I no even notice dat part…hahah

    • okem
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Balla is always out 2 wash his friends..smh. Tunry don suffer

    • @sirkastiq
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Good stuff..

  5. Lool this is one show that i love…I like the fact that it was done properly and still remained humourous..nice 😀

    • MrOnafuye
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Wait,y’all notice how fpryme answered d questions in 41.9 secs?41.9 secs???smh

    • Just_Der_Nigga
    • March 2nd, 2012

    LMFAO!!!! I celebrate…I jubilate. LOL blogpost aiyeraiye

  6. looooool! this just brought back memories… been a while I laughed on any blog.. erryone be forming serious! lol

  7. I have a problem here. Why didn’t I win??? And any chance we can finish that meeting backstage??? 😉
    Lol.. seriously tho, this was amazing stuff and the images? >>>>>>>
    Good one!!!

    • Daisy
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Finally got around to read this. This right is some hilarious shii… But you try oh. The painstaking details to the graphics. Hian! Isogu sha. And someone pray for itspryme abeg. And (the last time I swear) Ekiti na dead zones fa real *side eyes @tunrayoadams* can’t wait for service to be over. The End. #Okbye 🙂

    • Thanks dear.. 🙂 .. & yes, the pain.. *phew* took me days. But yea,isogu. ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯

    • olly
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Lmaoo..always cracks me up..good job (y)

    • Izien
    • March 2nd, 2012

    Moral Lesson of Post: Vowels are a major problem in Ekiti state. Reason why puppies can’t survive in that state.

      • Daisy
      • March 2nd, 2012

      lol…. Izien really? like really? buh seriously tho, haven’t seen a pup here 😦

  8. Lol! Nice work. (y)

    I knew most of the answers to the questions. I’m so sorry for myself. >_<

    • IamMafioso
    • March 2nd, 2012

    (,-_-,) shike u get a special #Tittytuesday picture for u alone cos of this post. Lawd.

    And that is something Tunrayo can do too. “A”

  9. nice 1 dude! U always deliver like a midwife… Crazy shiii u wrote ere & good finisher wit d vowel ish…
    Only 4 peeps u knw twitter & blogville history

    • folarin
    • March 3rd, 2012

    nice as always boss!

  10. this is too funny. I’m getting crazy looks

    • @Mz_dharmie
    • March 3rd, 2012

    Lyk serzly?? Wat a blog to read before going to bed. LMFAO!!!
    Madt sense + creativity, RJ (Y)
    …Still laffin mehn!!

    • funke
    • March 6th, 2012


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    • theweirdfashionista
    • September 4th, 2012

    Its weird that i just got around to read this. See me laughing at work like a mad fellow. Nice one chyk. TheAdenike from The Synangogue? -____-. Meanwhile, Heysss why would i use 12 seconds to answer that question, if fpryme could answer in 40.4, i can do at least 8, dpmo. -_-

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