Magrib: Sara…

Happy New Year… You buncha lil faggets 🙂 .. This is a lil poem I wrote when I was in a really dark place… Not emotionally tho, f*cking PHCN just had to take the light that night. It’s a follow up of the initial “Magrib” poem. (Magrib Series is a compilation of poems about my love live)


    Cold are the shoulders I’ve been getting from girls since I left Zainab**
    Cold is the other side of the bed in the morning or noon after a nap**
    Memories of ur fresh laps and the way your booty claps**
    My morning wood gets stronger. Damn your new BF is a lucky chap**


    I decided to move on. Hollered at my good nigga Tish**
    Told him to hook me up with a girl. One that could “suck” like a leech**
    He showed me Sara. Igbo. Had a BF that was very rich**
    He even had an NTA slogan… “You can’t beat the reach(Rich)”** -___-


    We chatted a few times and she was like “I’m feeling u. Let’s see”**
    I decided we should do lunch the next day at KFC**
    I turned up the next day looking fly in my white Celtics jersey**
    Moments later she walked in looking gorgeous. Sexy. Like a goddess from the sea**


    “ You look stunning” .. I stuttered as I washed her**
    “Thanks Al-J, you’re more handsome than…”..SHE HAD AN IGBO ACCENT. 😥 Jehova!!!!**


    I looked at that booty “you’re breathtaking” ..”*smiles* why?”.. “That asthma(Ass ma)”**
    But she fell my hand when didn’t finish her chow and asked for a “water ploof” for her**


    Our relationship blossomed. Shii was so real**
    Never knew a young thug could fall in love. Twas like a dream.shii was surreal**
    For the 2nd time in my life a nigga ‘done fell’ head over heels**
    She preferred I gave her head than buy her shoes… She preferred Head over heels**


    “All good things come to an end” has been the curse of my love life**
    Divorce scares the shii outa me that’s why I hope I find the perfect wife**
    Sara had been accepted to an acting school in SA. Hurt like a cut from a knife**
    So that night we had our last coitus. My last skin-dive**


    Now I’m checking my BBM,Twiiter,FB.. Even 2go**
    Looking for a girl that won’t turn her back on me like the niggas in the Kappa Logo**
    I called Sara for the last time. Asked her if SA was were she really wanted to go**
    Long story short. Sara finna (Sarafina) go to South Africa. Oh No!!!!!** ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

    • terdoh
    • January 14th, 2012


    That Ass ma…..
    Head over heels…..
    Sarah finna….

    Damn you’re good!

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  2. I actually thought you were going to be serious, until I read the 3rd line.
    LOOOL! Never read a poem that made me laugh before.
    This aint even a poem, its a rap verse!
    Cool rhymes.

    • No o,its not a rap verse.. Its deep poetry.. Straight from the depths of a nigga’s heart. *drake-sniff*

  3. i swear i tot this ish was stupid..kinda cool
    Turned out you brought punchlines into poetry..who does that?

    • Verb
    • January 15th, 2012

    LOOOOL!!.. Chike make we record this shii…- go write my own side

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    • Mafioso
    • January 21st, 2012

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