The RJ Show (Encore)

@FierceCutie: Psyche!!!! Really thought we wz gon’ leave y’all like that. Welcome once again to ANOTHER episode of The RJ Show. The last episode for this year. The Encore. I’ll be ur host for the day. You do remember me from the 3rd Episode don’t u?!. After the Last Post @WhoIsTunde & @SaucyOfuje decided I should host this last episode. That nigga @ChykElFarooq_RJ went all soft on us when the lil fruit was meant to go hard. No “porn” intended. And he wonders why he aint getting ass on a reg. Lil punk be on some Aubery shii. Oh well, thats his bidnes. This episode is sponsored by a new Nigerian rock band called “One Day Coal” . . . We may be little but our talent is huge & undeniable. Today’s guest is Omenkpotu himself. Ochooku. Ladies, gentlemen & @Tobykun join me as we welcome @IzienTheFreak_ to the stage.

*half the audience start to clap and start chanting “White boy! white boy!” … The other half boo him & start chanting “Free UNILAG! Free UNILAG!”*

@IzienTheFreak_: *Walks to the stage & hugs @FierceCutie* Hey u?!
@Fiercecutie: Izi.. Welcome to the show. Please have a seat. Now I know lots of people have questions for you so what I did was to give out our Skype ID. We’ll be able to see them face to face. It puts an end to prank callers & broke ass “ranters”. Fresher innit?!.
@Izienthefreak_: yea it is. Nice idea. @Fiercecutie: Thanks. So I’ll be expecting questions from around the country & …
@Izienthefreak_: except a kitty
@Fiercecutie: I’m sorry, what..what kitty?
@Izienthefreak_: Ekiti not a kitty…. Ekiti state. Surely you dont think they’ve heard about Skype.
@Fiercecutie: LOL!!! Oh camaaaan. Ekiti aint bad.
@Izienthefreak_: My dear, I served there. I know what I’m talking about. They still sell “Econet” recharge cards there. Carry an iPad to tha place. Ordinary iPad not even iPad 2. Carry an iPad there & u’ll automatically have a political party asking u to come and run for govno……..
@Fiercecutie: LMAO!! Stop it. Stop it. Haba. Quit bullshiing
@Izienthefreak_: I may be kiddin bt remember Eminem once said “alota truth is said in jest” ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯
@Fiercecutie: ok o. We have a caller online already. *Clicks remote and the projector comes on* Good day.
Unknown Person: Hello. Its me. Ummmm. I’ve got a question to ask. what do u call a weirdo living in Japan & making easy bucks?
@Fiercecutie: I’m sorry could u ask a more seri….
@Izienthefreak_: are u a UNILAG student?
Unknown Person: Wrong. The answer is “Easy Yen The Freak”.
@Fiercecutie: Giammatti
@Izienthefreak_: Definitely Giammatti. LOL! Dude is not bright. Oyedepo needs to light him.
@Fiercecutie: ha! Aii. Next person. *clicks remote*
@Izienthefreak_: Damn!! See babe. Looking like a solidified mixture of @GbagaunDetector & @DrewBaba’s sweat.
@Fiercecutie: I’m sorry we do not condone insults on this show. Especially to our fans. *whispering* u’re right tho. she’s ugly
Unknown Person: nah. Its ok. Im used to it. I just have one question. Why do you hate UNILAG?? Were u denied admission or something like that?
@Izienthefreak_: nah sweerie. I cant go to a school where the number one priority of EVERY student is to get an award from Dynamics. No no no. Where i must provide a girl with a superman tee if i must make out with her & an original BB charger if i want to kpansh?
@Fiercecutie: Izien
@Izienthefreak_: Dont worry i know what im saying. babcock babes are the dull ones. Kpansh them for UK used BB torch. No charger.
Unknown Person: Thunder fire u. U this yellow goat.
@Izienthefreak_: You’re welcome dear.
@Fiercecutie: Izien please please please. Watch it. *whispering* Give ’em bitches hell.
@Izienthefreak_: 😉
@Fiercecutie: we have another caller *Clicks remote* Hello. Wait RJ?
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: yes. Its me. I want my show back.
@Izienthefreak_: umm, dont u have some ovulating to do?
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: funny. Really Funny Izi. *picks up phone & dials a number* … Now!.

*A group of UNILAG boys, Babcock babes & Ekiti women rush to the stage and start beating @Izienthefreak_. They light the couch on fire and start smashing things. The Audience scream and run towards the exit as chaos erupts. @MrLong_ calls the security but delays them a bit so @Izienthefreak_ can get a few more jabs to his face. @Chykelfarooq_RJ makes his way to the stage and grabs @Fiercecutie (who had been strugling to find her way out) backstage. @MrLong_ & the security get to the stage and get into a real brawl with them dudes. @Izienthefreak_ uses his last strenght to bring out tickets from his pocket.*

@Izienthefreak_: tickets to the Birdies. Tickets to the birdies. U can each have one. Jus leave me alone. Your pride for the tickets.

*The UNILAG peeps & Babcock babes grab the tickets, smile and leave*

@Izienthefreak_: *Panting* and they… And they wonder why i diss them.

*Fire fighters soon arive and start spraying the place.*

Fire Fighter 1: what the… Look at these two… When building dey on fire

*Camera shows @Chykelfarooq_RJ “worshipping in @Fiercecutie’s temple”*

@ChykElfarooq_RJ & @Fiercecutie: :$ … Join us again next year. Happy holidays.

*Theme Song Plays…. kangpe By Nneka*

    • @whiz2k2
    • December 29th, 2011

    Fed 4 u chike just fed

    • @miss_wande
    • December 29th, 2011

    FIRST!

    • Kevin
    • December 29th, 2011

    Lol. Nice read. Chike you need help. The fact that you could depict izien so accurately makes me scared for you too.

    • funke
    • December 29th, 2011

    Lamo, wish dis was real, choi!

    • whoistunde
    • December 29th, 2011

    Hahahahahahahahaha…I don’t even know where to start

    • long
    • December 29th, 2011

    Lol! Nice one.

    • Dunialagbe
    • December 29th, 2011

    Dear Lord, Chike I’m weak! I don’t even know what to say again. Just bloody hilarious. U depicted izien and frankie so well. Proud of you hun

  1. You’re mad. 😐
    I hope you get better in 2012.
    BTW I wonder what Izien gave to the Ekiti women that made them free him. I know those b*tches are crazy yo!
    Happy new year man.

    Larry Sushey

    • No sir. No sir. U are one of the people that aint permitted to call me “mad”. U & ’em Terdoh,Yozen Frogurt or whatever.. All of u have no right o. LOL… Happy new year to u too bro.

    • Verb
    • December 29th, 2011

    Unilag forms out now, grab ur copy now, u can make use of the orbit downloader software.

    • Ted
    • December 29th, 2011

    “Yellow Goat” LWKMD!! Classic…. Doing good mate!

    • Dea
    • December 29th, 2011

    LOOOL! Awesome post.

    • sewalore
    • December 29th, 2011

    “A Kitty”… *giggles*

    • ShoWontStop
    • December 29th, 2011

    Hahahahhaha @ dynamics awards lol

    • Alf_redd
    • December 29th, 2011

    CHIKEEEEEEE!!!!! *Francis Duru tears*

    • Ikhizama
    • December 29th, 2011

    *serious face* the moral of the story is if u find your self walkin in d babcock or unilag way; Get a life.
    *unserious face* chike u dey mad sha. Lmao. Nice post

  2. I strongly believe izien has not told us the whole truth about his stay in Ekiti….prolly he was anally raped,who knows…cos I wonder why you’ll have so much hatred for a state.I know someday he’ll open up to us.

    • Eyevee
    • December 29th, 2011

    Hahahahaahahhaahhahahahaha

    • @forlarin
    • December 29th, 2011

    may d HEALING power of God MIGHTILY STRIKE you dis new year…until den we go dey manage.:D

    • Mafioso
    • December 29th, 2011

    Hahahahahaha………Longe should have brought Tiwa Savage to save Izien

  3. RJ, u really need community prayers. LOOOL! Nice post.

    • Demigodhenry
    • December 29th, 2011

    One day coal………Lmfao @ the slogan. Hw d fuq did u think of dat

    • TJ
    • December 29th, 2011

    Oh my!

    • sholly
    • December 29th, 2011

    funny sketch LOL!

    • @Fiercecutie
    • December 29th, 2011

    Holy Christ!! Chike, u alwys get me.. Like dis is soooo ME, boo.. Hd 2 put my hand ova my mouth, jst so I dnt LMAO!! Bt, Lwkmd!! I commend U, evrytym.. Mad skills…
    P.S: Our children will def not b boring… Loool
    @Dunialagbe I swear.. Loool..

  4. Very nice article and straight to the point. I am not sure if this is truly the best place to ask but do you folks have any ideea where to get some professional writers? Thx 🙂

  5. Its fantastic as your other posts : D, regards for posting . “Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same people on the way down.” by Wilson Mizner.

  6. LMFAO this dude aint normal tho & I thought I had issues \(^_^)/ thank God for Chike…

  7. last on this too .. *adjusts lastma hat* ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

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