Unholy Rants

First of all I want to say this. @verbalreasoning and I aint friends. I don’t even know the mo’facker. Someone just happened to blackmail me & I have to post this if not…. Without further ado, my 1st ever guest….

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First I wanna show ma honour to Sir Chike (@ChykElfarooq_RJ) for letting me use his blog, your life shall be full of merge sir.

Look I am not here to crack jokes or anything, I am a very dry fool, in fact I am so dry that when I apply lotion to ma skin it the lotion turns to powder <—- see?. That’s exactly what I’m talking about, ma jokes are so dead, they make spirits feel alive.
I honestly do not owe you any apologies and I am not sorry for anything u might read here that wud ‘Scar’ ur memory forever no Mophasa’s brother 😐
Also this should be viewed with your Read Only Memory to prevent futher damage to other parts of ur medulla oblongata in the case of oblong heads and medulla ovulata in the case of u know what,..although ‘Random Access’ would be granted to anyone interested in reading this post…wait if u wanna read a post go and apply for goalkeeping studies in university :|, shoot me and send me the video later. Yes another dead joke..is there anything new? Look here, u think u are funny yh?..ok how many ribs have u cracked in ur entire life?..u’re not a gangsta!..gangstas crack ribs and go ahead to use them as toilet paper. Beat that!..wait wait! I wasn’t talking to u wicked heartless boyfriend with a heart blacker than the devil with a tanned skin. Also I’m not paranoid..one can only be paranoid when he/she thinks it’s cool to join Action Congress(AC) because of their acronym, thinks PDP wud give him light because of their slogan ‘Power to the People’ and last but not the least, listens to music with Speakers of the House of Representatives
That aside, don’t u just like when a girl gets caught in rain and updates her status saying “I’m so wet!” I mean I always put up that evil grin like a devil..that doesn’t mean I’ll be ‘horny’ too, I mean my babe proposed to me with a halo so it’s impossible, I love you too Beyonce :* u’re the best thing I ever had. Note the ‘ever’, yes she’s pregnant with my first bo…li, just the way you like it, with ma nuts to go with it. Which reminds me, squirrels are sluts ‘cos they like nuts :D, nice yh? It even rhymed, ‘sluts’ ‘nuts’..because they are sluts(slots) I will buy my next phone from them.
Yes thank you very much for reading this piece(PEACE) of mental WARFARE, I appreciate like the price of fuel, and I know I’ve been so DRY that ma imaginary girlfriend would ‘DESERT’ me. Bye. Love Verb.

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Haha.. See the kinda friends I have. 😦

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    • @TheRealAdonye
    • September 9th, 2011

    πŸ˜€

  1. smh

    • radiokiller
    • September 9th, 2011

    Wat have I done?……..*sobbing in plutarchian*

    • whoistunde
    • September 9th, 2011

    LMAO!!

    • vicarter
    • September 9th, 2011

    Smh…chike u n verb ll make it to hell if u continue dis way…*sigh* better cling to dat old rugged cross..

    • terdoh
    • September 9th, 2011

    Hell is real oh…

    • okem_daniels
    • September 9th, 2011

    😦

    • MsDuro
    • September 9th, 2011

    Thank God its just #80 bike frm ur house to yabaleft…

  2. Oh my dayzzzzzzz. Ife! Lol. I love the Speaker of the House of Representatives….:D

    • freakyjoangeL
    • September 10th, 2011

    Ife! U are very somehow! Tufia!

    • Frankie!!
    • September 10th, 2011

    @Verb LWKMD!! Ur jst madt nd yup! A real dry/dead joker… My ribs are still intact.. Fool!! Dis is awesome….

  3. SSMH.

  4. Awesome blog, it’s just like a game for me! It’s so infomative and usefull, thanks a lot! If you post more of this great stuff, I’ll visit your blog again!

  5. This is interesting. Series of Insane nonsense disposed in public… This writer is head first into the lake of fire… And the owner of this blog? Perfect description of ‘Ekwensu’

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