THE RJ SHOW S1E6

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the second half of this season of The RJ Show. This episode has no sponsor. However, we just want to dedicate this episode to ladies who,last week,suffered the compiled agro caused by the just concluded fasting. Now if you’re just joining us for the first time, feel free to go through our first five episodes.

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5

@ChykElfarooq_RJ:Now,I’ve been told,DM’d,pinged… Whatever… I’ve been asked to have the “ugwu couple” on the show this week but errbady knows this nigga called RJ hates looking for trouble(@Wumie,stop yimuing me). I’m not the kinda person that would put another person’s relationship or bidnes on my blog knowing how much hate bloggers get these days. Besides, I’ve never had a relationshit before, I’ve never been kissed and I’m still a virgin. In fact, when it comes to girl-matters, I’m a leaner,I should walk around with an L on my back. The chances of me having any succesful relationship is kinda slim. And then,who knows…I don’t want niggas sending the police to my house here in Makurdi,u know,with their sirens blaring and what not. Like I said,the gist aint my bidnes and I won’t mention it. Now,permit me to say this,y’all are faggets. Camaaaaaan, all my guests on the show so far have been dudes and not a damn protest. Smh. Well, today, we’ll be having not one,not two but THREE ladies in the house. Ladies and gentlemen join me in welcoming @D3ola , @Mystique_em ( formerly @Missmissan) and my favorite doctor @ollyliciouss.

*cloud applauds as all three guests get on stage… RJ gives each of ’em a peck on each cheek*

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: Ladies, you’re all looking pretty today. @Mystique_em nice hair-do.
@Mystique_em: Thank you 🙂
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: please sit. Now, who can tell me the criteria I used for selecting our guests for today?.. *looks at the audience*… Yes @_RadioKiller
@_RadioKiller: They have very huge,massive, enormous….
@ChykElfarooq_RJ:Woah! Woah! Easy mehn, its not that,you perv. Its cause I think they’re interesting ladies and I’ve never met them in person before. What’s wrong with you??
@_Radiokiller: ummm, I was gon’ say They have very huge,massive,enormous “i-want-to-meet-these-ladies-cos-they-seem-interesting” appeal. What did u think I wanted to say??
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: I.. Umm..I.. thought u was gon say… Never mind. *turns to the ladies* Ladies! Once again, glad y’all could make it.
@d3ola: I’m equally glad I could be on the show RJ
@ollyliciouss: yea, Sike.. Happy I could be part of today’s episode.
@Mystique_em: 🙂 .. Been looking foward to being here. I gotta admit u’re doing a ….

*@Mystique_em’s phone rings… She picks it up*

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: umm.. No phone calls during the show. I said this the last time.
@Mystique_em: I’m sorry Shike,I gotta go. Something just came up.
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: its that little fagget yea?
@Mystique_em: errrr… *walks off stage*
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: smh… Aii Ladies. Now for the main event today. PILLOW FIGHT!!! 😀
@d3ola: O_o .. Are you crazy?
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: well,it was worth a try. So Deola,u have an interesting blog series going on. Care to enlighten us?
@d3ola: umm, I wouldn’t wanna take much of your time. You could just check my blog for details. Its great. Alota amazing writers included.
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: So fellas, visit her blog here and check it out. And by the way,I’ve posted mine already 🙂 … Lil faggets.
@ollyliciouss: why do you like calling people “lil faggets”?
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: Easy! Its a joke..
@ollyliciouss: You’re the fagget. You eat,sleep,bath with rap music playin. You’re the lil fagget.
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: Woah! Woah! Calm down. Where’s all this coming from. Besides, rap is anything but gay. Maybe them Young Money sha.
@ollyliciouss: really? U wanna argue. Okay. On “Body Bags”, a 50 cent diss song by The Game,Game said and I quote.. “youtube banger, tell me how that clip taste/You kiss Lakisha in that mouth, tell me how my dick taste”. Explain.
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: Oh camaaan,50 made out with Lakisha who had given The Game head back in the days and…
@ollylicious: “Second Round KO” by Canibus. A diss at LL Cool J. Probably one of the best diss songs. Canibus said “Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me/But you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me”. Surely u can’t defend that.
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: umm.. *gulps*.. Well..
@ollylicious: u see. And then “My Balls” by D12 on the “Longest Yard” soundtrack album,your rap idol,Eminem, said..and these are probably the gayest lines ever “Everybody cuddle/blah I mean huddle/I just stepped in a mud puddle..butthole
Freak/ who just tapped on my ass cheek/Nevermind, let’s try quarterback sneak..over me/smother me with love that’s brotherly/That didn’t work, try another play..Hut one, hut two, hut hut/hurry up,I’m reachin’ up another grown man’s butt”..
¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯
@ChykElfarooq_RJ: SECURITY!!! Get this lady outa here.. 😦

*The audience start booing and throwing stuff on stage… They start chanting “LET HER STAY! LET HER STAY!”… Guards try to hush them…Chaos erupts… The audience get pissed and rush to the stage and start beating the guards… In the midst of the fighting, @ollylicious drags @ChykElfarooq_RJ backstage 😉 *

@d3ola: smh. Every episode must have a fight sha. *sigh*.. Well, people,please make sure u check me out here to view the project we talked bout earlier. Tune in next week for another episode of The RJ Show.

*Theme Song Plays….. Kangpe By Nneka*

    • whoistunde
    • September 10th, 2011

    Hahahahahah…after Olly drags u back stage what next? And err..do these ladies really have huge, massive enormous…?

    • That backstage ish ehn… 🙂 … And yes,they have massive,enormous….. “Personalities” 😀

    • Onafuye
    • September 10th, 2011

    *SIRENS + Cops wit KEV-Lar vests*U lil virgin fagget.U nid some UGWU therapy

    • Frankie!!
    • September 10th, 2011

    @Chike ooo!! Its true, must dere b a fight?? 1 wld thnk dose Northners are rubbin off on u rather poorly.. *nw singn* Ur nt d fruit I used to knw, ur a northern nazi blogger.. Anywys, I LOVED @Ollylicious part.. She def cme thru nd ofcus, Your Royal Faggotness (U) hd nutin 2 say… :p.. Loved it.. Lool.. :*

    • terdoh
    • September 10th, 2011

    *sigh*™

    I call dibs on @d3ola back stage sha. Remember I asked first.

    • radiokiller
    • September 10th, 2011

    I’m too high to add any comment now…….wait! Dis is a comment! Aight fack it!

    • misstang
    • September 10th, 2011

    Just wat I needed.. An early morning laff.. Off to finish my chores ye lil faggets!!! Hehehehe

    • @Wumie
    • September 10th, 2011

    Loool! Sheekay oh…and Olly why attack d lil fagget?we all knw he is ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯ and fagget I’m still waiting for d real deal sha..;)

    • Daisy
    • September 10th, 2011

    I see what you did there, The gods must be proud. Loved, with a huge L, this post. Buh shike I did nor see anybori keed na? And you have involved the audience in the chaos. The show is harmful to pple’s health 😦

    • Thanks dear… I didn’t want to be called a lady-killer for the literal meaning. But some1’s blood must be spilled on the next show… *devil smiley*

    • Wole Jr
    • September 10th, 2011

    I dunno if i should laff at the blog or cry for farooq 😦

    • freakyjoangeL
    • September 10th, 2011

    “With a huge L” “sirens” ..sneaky fagget!!! *spits*

  1. Lmaoo!!sike..what did I go do with u backstage ehnn?? Dreamer :p..love d arguement..u knw how I do (-_-g

    • Dreamer ke? Dyu want me to blog bout the backstage experience?… That’s what I thot… :)…hehehehe

    • Mystique_em
    • September 10th, 2011

    Shike,now u’ll make pple think I like guys dat much,sheesh *rme*

    • tobz
    • September 10th, 2011

    HA!!! Fake…. Olly don’t know shit about rap.. Dats not the real Olly… That’s probably an A-cuped Olly…. And she dragged u backstage? Scratch my previous thought, that’s definitely Okem dressed as Olly. Goodnight.

    • LOOOL… Funniest Comment.. An A-Cup Olly… Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… *faints*

    • Lmaoo..tobe!ur high..who says I dunno shit bout rap?

  2. LOOOL at Tobz comment…..Tobe iwu mbe

    • tobz
    • September 10th, 2011

    And that Misan…. *tueh*

      • Mystique_em
      • September 10th, 2011

      Oh sharrap,you dis murraf**kin binsh ass nucca,bye!

    • @umiedit
    • September 10th, 2011

    hahaha yea was wondering whether these girls could actually break down these lines like this…nice post tho
    lmfao @ tobz comment x_x

    • ThinkTank
    • September 10th, 2011

    Missmisan is now mystique_em? 😦

    Why am I only just seeing this? 😦

      • Mystique_em
      • September 10th, 2011

      Lol,its been on ur TL all the while now.

  3. Time to go follow @D3ola , @Mystique_em , @ollyliciouss for their very huge,massive,enormous “i-want-to-meet-these-ladies-cos-they-seem-interesting” appeal

  4. but shike sef, sm1 will still come on our show and shoot u

  5. I’m not big enough to be on the show 😥

    • Frankie!!
    • September 10th, 2011

    @Tobe Ur jst a big retard!! Lmao!! *smh*…

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