The RJ SHOW: S1E5

@ChykElfarooq_RJ : Welcome Ladies, Gentlemen and lil fuits to this week’s episode of THE RJ SHOW. 🙂 .. This week’s episode is sponsored by the “Screw-You-Till-You-Get-Blind-Gigolo-Association” from Gwarimpa, Abuja… WE FUCK WITH YOU & YOU’LL NEVER SEE US COMING. -_- … Our guest this week has been my closest buddie for years now, he’s a ladies’ man (I think), Mr Yam Legs & a Juventus fan turn Barcelona fan. Ladies & Fruits…… @Okem_Daniels!!!!!!

*@Okem_Daniels gets to the stage… Ladies start screaming… Two girls off their payints and throw it on stage… @Okem_Daniels dodges ‘em & smiles… both @ChykElfarooq_RJ & @Okem_Daniels share a thug-hug*

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: Finally!! Welcome to the show bro.

@Okem_Daniels: *starts chatting on his BB*

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: Tish! I said welcome to the show.

@Okem_Daniels:  Oh crap!! BA3 low… mehn, im chatting with this hot chic. Anywhere I could plug ma phone??

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: Dude, u’re on live TV…

@Okem_Daniels:  Aii!! …. But please I gotta charge me phone

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: *sigh* Charge it over there *turns to the crowd* Now people, u’ll have a chance to ask Tish a question. Caller Number 1, you’re on the air… caller number one.

@UnSkinnyB: Sorry jor, I’m tired. So so so hungry

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: SMH… as usual… Your question pls…

@UnSkinnyB: Why do they call @Okem_Daniels Tish/Tissue and why do they call U Dimple… also why do they call @tunrayoadams Shr….

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: shush! Shuuuuuuush! *Hangs up the phone* kai, this girl na just..

*******GBOOF*******

 @Okem_Daniels:  Chimo!!! My phone!! 😦

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: What the fuck?? …

@Okem_Daniels:  Shit just blew up. Kai!!

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: *moves to the socket & looks at the charger* Are u nuts?? What sorta connection is this?… Nigga, how u gon’ chop off the head and then… wait wait, is u crazy?

@Okem_Daniels:  Don’t blame me niokar… @tunrayoadams told me twas gon’ work

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: he was obviously kidding mahn. Mehn u’re a dumb nigga. Fucked up nigga.

@Okem_Daniels:  What’s with the whole “nigga”? Quit tryna act tough.

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: ’tf… I aint no pussy punk bitch. I’m hardcore nigga.

@Okem_Daniels: Why dyu always act tough. Claiming to be an Eminem fan on twitter then you go to your room and blast some Beyonce, Aguilera & Avril Lavigne shit.

@ChykElfarooq_RJ:  What the hell is you talking about??

@Okem_Daniels:  THIS!!! U waz listening to “Dangerously In Love” by Beyonce huh… u mistakenly captured it urself. Saw it on ur phone.

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: O shit! U see umm… that… I had a gurl over & I was just tryna get the mood right.

@Okem_Daniels: shut up mehn.You’re a virgin.Errbady knows u iz waiting till marriage

@ChykElfarooq_RJ:   I … camaaaan mehn, I aint no virgin mehn. Quit this mental torture u lil pedophile.

@Okem_Daniels:  Pedophile? hahaha.. Is u crazy dawg?? I love the ladies.

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: then what is this?? You obviously love the ladies… just when they’re a few months old innit?

@Okem_Daniels: Balla, are you mad? *punches @ChykElfarooq_RJ in the gut*

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: the fuck dyu “DID” that shit for? *gives @Okem_Daniels the spear*

*Chaos Erupts as both of them start beating each other up… @Okem_Daniels locks @ChykElfarooq_RJ in a sleeper-hold and @ChykElfarooq_RJ slowly begins to pass out… The guards rush to the stage and break up the fight… @tunrayoadams gets to stage and tries to calm things down.

 
@tunrayoadams: haba Tish and Shike,why una dey fight. We’ve been friends for too long. Apologize to each other let’s move on.

@ChykElfarooq_RJ: My fault nigga… Its ma bad… *stretches out hand for handshake*

@Okem_Daniels: Nah mehn, it’s my shit. Sometimes I just let my emotions get too high. Gotta stop bumping ’em west life’s music. Fuck a handshake bro…. *thug hug*

@tunrayoadams: smh.. lil fruits… So how does he end this sef… E pade wa lose ti’ounmbo The RJ Show. 😀

   *************Theme Song Plays: Kangpe By Nneka*************

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    • whoistunde
    • August 12th, 2011

    Hahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha. U iz crazy man!!

    • freakyjoangeL
    • August 12th, 2011

    1st?

  1. *Sam*

  2. My soul and spirit. Funny shit as usual. I needed this!

    • freakyjoangeL
    • August 12th, 2011

    😥 i wasn’t.
    Nice Post ‘Shike’..

  3. LOL, okem and his “shocking experience”

    • @MissNickiMaraj
    • August 12th, 2011

    OMG! Chike is sick! LOL! Okem n those babies he takes picz with sef! 😡

    • champ
    • August 12th, 2011

    Lwtmb….dude u haf lost it! I must tell ur “daddy”! Lol 9ce one tho…..magazine worthy!

    • Vicarter
    • August 12th, 2011

    LMAO!!!!…*******GBOOF*******…. Tish ws just dumb then…hahahaha

    nice post chike

    • Vicarter
    • August 12th, 2011

    PLEASE WAT DID TUNRAYO SAY IN YORUBA???

    • terdoh
    • August 12th, 2011

    Smh. Niggas be giving each other hugs and kisses, and sleeping on each other and what not…

    This site is gay.

    • @Wumie
    • August 12th, 2011

    Hahaha!noooiiiccee!

  4. LOOOOL smh so whose gonna replace okem’s blown phone?

    • Frankie!!
    • August 12th, 2011

    @Shike X_X *smh* LMAO!! @Okem *sigh* Y?

    • the kid bionic
    • August 12th, 2011

    LOL ****GBOOSH****”chimo..my phone” ….this got me laffin hard. Nice!

    • Bashyrah
    • August 12th, 2011

    Haha!!! I knew it! I knew you love them Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez. If I talk now you will say I like showing my self…*sigh*…Nice post. Bu why does he call you balla tho? O_o

    • Daisy
    • August 12th, 2011

    Chike haf kee me oh. *switches to posh self* this was funny. But why does ur show always end up in chaos sef?

    • danny
    • August 12th, 2011

    Sick sick sick shit!!!!

  5. Hahahaha Shike LMAO*** nice Post Man! buh wats this romance btw you and Okem hmmm..

    • tunrayoadams
    • August 13th, 2011

    Lwtmb,okem na jz bunz,i wz dere dat nite wen he usd hz teeth to cut d head of d charger and he askd me mayb d fn wl work & i said he sud try it. D fone jz made a sound “Poooh” and okem said ” yeeh chimo”

    • benita
    • August 15th, 2011

    LOL…good stuff (y)

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